Letra de Blind date

Fanny & chorus
Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows
Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress
Look at me I am shaking all over,
Shaking all over
I´m a mess
Waiting wondering what I´ll be thinking
When he comes walking through that door

What´ll come walking through that door
A man I never saw in my life before
Oh,
I am so nervous
I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now)
I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now)
Right over there´s the doorway, he will be walking through
Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)

I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now)
Oy but I´m nervous listen to my heart pound
Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime
I got a blind date
An with my luck he´ll be on time

I got a girlfriend shirley, who says why not (she´s an idiot)
This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do
What an idiot)
One thing I know is shirley ain´t sitting on no shelf
If he was such a vow she´d keep him for herself (it´s only natural)
She says she is he´s nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she´s an
Idiot)
I´ll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot)
What do I need from shirley her and her fifty cup
I got a blind date and I´m praying he stands me up

Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I´ll stand him up. I smell a rat
Anyway. umm. I´m gonna hide under the bed, he´ll never see me, he´ll walk in and look
Around, I wouldn´t be there, he´ll go away and that´s the end of that.
Perrfect!
Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear
You didn´t see a thing
Oeps there he is!
Now quiet everybody sssh quiet!

Blind date: rosalie? !
Rosalie: oi, oi, oi
Blind date: rosalie? ! that´s odd she doesn´t seem to be here
Rosalie: smart, smart!
Blind date: I´ve been stood up, it´s news
Rosalie: well it´s better than put down
Blind date: this has never happened before
Rosalie: what and ego!
Blind date: rosalie? !
Rosalie: sh, sh, sh!
Rosalie: it worked, it worked!
He never saw me. boy am I lucky I didn´t see him neither,
But I can just imagine what a lox that one was.

Rosalie: I got it right her shirley was playing tricks
Voice: no, no, that´s wrong, you got it wrong
Rosalie: wait, wait, what that´s not right?
Voice: no, he was gorgeous he looked like rudolph
Rosalie: rudolph who?
Voice: rudolph valentino
Rosalie: get away
Voice: yeah, the sheik from arabia
Rosalie: not the phantom from the opera?
Voice: uh, uh
Rosalie: the sheik from where?
Voice: the sheik from arabia
Rosalie: get away
Voice: that´s right
Rosalie: wait a minute is this person kidding me around here?
Voice: no, no absolutely
Rosalie: get away
Rosalie: well that´s what happened I let him get away

What do I´ll do now maybe become a nun (that´s impossible)
I´m calling shirley maybe she´ll bring a gun
Please shirley, even if he´s lon chaney fat, bald or short or tall
Having a blind date is better than having
No date, at no time with no one at all.
Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon
Shirley get me out of here!
Oh this one is cute.