Letra de Constipated

Uh-uh fart like this
uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart
so just fart like this

hey man, whatcha lookin´ at
sit down, it will come out soon
and if you could only let it be
you will see it
i hate the stupid way it sounds
when you have to take a crap
and your talking to the person in
the next stall

someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me

why´d you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin´ ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
´cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you

Days pass, and the pressure mounts
i don´t think, that a wet fart counts
that poo´s hard and very fat you see
it´s makin´ me
yell out when i move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, i´m not dropping anything
when it´s become

something that´s round, and big and brown
i´m hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i´m trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why´d you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin´ ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
´cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you

Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we´ve all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee, you will see

something that´s round, and big and brown
i´m hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i´m trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why´d you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin´ ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
´cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you
oh-oh-oh