Letra de Girl for me

Andrew: Oh hey Adam, what are you doing?
Adam:Oh hey Andrew, I was just about to sing a song about my
number one girl.
Andrew: Oh yeh? Mind if I join you?
Adam: Not at all, good buddy. Let´s do it
Andrew: Alright.

Adam: I can cook you dinner,
And be by your side,
Bathe in the moonlight,
Get lost in your eyes,

Andrew: I´ll run my hands through your hair
As I caress your face
We can cuddle all night
And watch Will and Grace

Together: ´Cos she´s the girl for me

Adam: Man those chicks really like that show
Andrew: Among others...
Adam: What do you mean?
Andrew: Uh nothing
Adam: OK

Adam: I´ll bring flowers to your doorstep
When we go out on dates
We can lay on the beach
And I´ll hand-feed you grapes

Andrew: I can unwrap your package
And you´ll unwrap mine
And I´ll kiss your neck
As I do you from behind

Together: ´Cos she´s the girl for me

Adam: Uh, Andrew, what did you mean
by unwrapping the other package?
Andrew: You know, like presents and
exchanging gifts and stuff like that.
Adam: Oh, and why would you do it from behind?
Andrew: You never heard of doggy style? Girls really like that.
Adam: Oh OK. I thought you were saying gay things.
Andrew: No. You know me better than that.
Adam: Yeah, you´re right, I´m sorry.

Adam: I want you to say,
You´ll always be with me,
I´ll give you a backrub,
Write you poetry

Andrew: I can give you a Hummer,
We can look for shoe sales,
Then dance to the Village People
And go to Chippendales

Together: ´Cos she´s the girl for me

Adam: OK That was definitely gay
Andrew: What the hell are you talking about?
Adam: You know what a Hummer is, don´t you? It´s a blow job.
Andrew: No it isn´t. It just means oral sex. It can be used for both
sexes.
Adam: Are you sure? Cos I´m pretty sure it´s referring to pleasuring
the male...
Andrew: Adam, trust me.
Adam: Well then why the hell would you go to Chippendales?
Andrew: What? You took your girlfriend to Centrefold, what´s the
difference?
Adam: I don´t know, there just is.
Andrew: Well, I´m comfortable with my sexuality. If my girl wants to
go see men strip, I wanna be there to support her. I´m sorry if you´re
too immature and insecure in your own sexuality to understand it.
Adam: Well, since when have you danced to the Village People?
Andrew: Oh, come on Adam. They play their stuff everywhere. Is
everyone who dances to the Village People gay?
Adam: No, I guess not.
Andrew: You know what Adam? I think you´re obsessed with gay
people.
Adam: No I´m not obsessed with homosexuals. Look, I´m sorry.
I don´t know what´s gotten into me. Let´s just continue with the
song. I swear I won´t jump to anymore conclusions.
Andrew: Alright

Adam: I´ll try my best
To be the man of your dreams
Stay with you through hard times
No matter how bad they seem

Andrew: I´ll kiss your Adam´s Apple
Put your balls in my mouth
And give you a hand job
Before I go south
You being a chick
Won´t make me happy
Pound my ass
Pull out and cock-slap me
´Cos that´s the guy for me
I like dudes

Andrew: ... What?
Adam: What do you mean ´What?´ That wasn´t even inuendo. You´re just talking about gay business.
Andrew: Adam, you promised you wouldn´t jump to conclusions.
Adam: Jump to conclusions? How´s a girl gonna pound your ass and cock-slap you?
Andrew: ... She could be wearing a strap-on
Adam: What?!? You explicitly said you like dudes and chicks don´t make you happy.
Andrew: You´re taking that way out of context.
Adam: Come on, you are gay. Just admit it. You like doing men.
Andrew: I swear I don´t.
Adam: Andrew, seriously, you are gay.
Andrew: ... Alright, maybe I am.
Adam: OK.
Andrew: OK. So. What do you wanna do now?
Adam: Um. You wanna come over to my place?
Andrew: Yeah alright.
Adam: OK