Letra de P.i.n.t

I don´t know what you heard about me
But you ain´t gettin a Smirnoff for free
You can sit yourself on my knee
But keep you hands off my P.I.N.T.

I don´t know what you heard about me
But you ain´t gettin a Smirnoff for free
You can sit yourself on my knee
But keep you hands off my P.I.N.T.

Now Sharon, she´s in the pub, she´s pullin a pint
And pullin the punters if she thinks the price is right (ohh...)
She´s into nuts and gin
With Slimline Tonic
She plucked out her eyebrow with dribble lyin on it
I go buy her a drink and just get her some pork scratchins
But I keep her off my pint cos I think her water´s catchin (euh!)
It´s pub quiz night and she´s bad for my health
She asked me 21 questions and they´re all about herself (what?!)
She likes my hair, she likes my car - she´s in the Daily Sport
I don´t understand a single word
Cos she comes from York
I´m not that bloke that´s only tryin to get her into bed
I´m that bloke that´s only tryin cos I´m off my head
We can leave now, if you´re startin to get bored
We´ll take the bus home cos my Nova´s not insured
Look luv it´s simple, if you´re sittin with me -
Sip your drink, but don´t touch my P.I.N.T. (hahaha)

I don´t know what you heard about me (yeah!)
But you ain´t gettin a Smirnoff for free
You can sit yourself on my knee
But keep you hands off my P.I.N.T.

Bup, bup, bup, bup - burn unit

F for FTY
Pence - that´s me
I work in the Burn Unit Infirmary
NHS pension ´till I´m 63
And you know that I´m representin King´s Langley

F for FTY
Pence - that´s me
I´m a nature loving geezer - you can find me in the tree
I´m accidentally known and locally accepted
Get off my pint!
So know you know about me

Yeah luv, got my Reebok classics on
I´m about to show you why my pint hand is quite strong
You´re not wrong if you think I´ve got a lazy eye
It´s cos I had a mishap with a steak and kidney pie (oops!)
I downed a pint the same way I down a glass of water
I swear I didn´t know this bird was the Landlord´s daugher
Burn U.N.I.Tzy
I bumped my head, and now I´m feeling dizzy
I´ve got people in Watford that know how I get down
I´ve got a bird in Hemel
A few mates in town
I´ve got a job in McDonald´s, and I´m not messin around
I´ve got a Big Mac, McFlurry´s and a quarter pound-errr (hahaha)
Just put it on my tab
Pick up a donna at Millennium Keebab (hello)
So closin time, and about the fightin
I´ve got a beer-proof vest to avoid the pinting (peesh) pintinging...

I don´t know what you heard about me
But you ain´t gettin a Smirnoff for free
You can sit yourself on my knee (yeah!)
But keep you hands off my P.I.N.T.

I don´t know what you heard about me (haha)
But you ain´t gettin a Smirnoff for free
You can sit yourself on my knee
But keep you hands off my P.I.N.T.

Yeah
Now in Hollywood they say there´s no business like showbusiness
Well in the pub, Dave said, there´s no business like the dole business
He´s a baker
Ya see ifItalkreallyfastIsoundlikeapratbutifyoulistenrealfastyaknowthatIain´tgonna slow down (haha)...
Yeah