Letra de Jan egeland

Gray hair
Glasses
Suitcase

Humble
Clever
And constantly working for peace

Uganda
Congo
And the Oslo treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan

Not as famous as Gahr Støre
Not a daddy´s boy like Jens
But when handgrenades are flying
There´s just one man you can trust

When there´s war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
Mad dictator with a gun
Send in Jan Egeland
Oh, how I wish..
I was Jan Egeland..

Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs

Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes

Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He´s a peacekeeping machine

And he stares into the mirror
Flexing muscles in the night
And he says: "Boy, I think you´re ready
to protect some human rights"

When there´s war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!

Egeland (Egeland)
Egeland (Egeland)

When he´s sad he goes to funerals
In unusually heavy rain
Large amounts of water in his face
But that doesn´t hide his pain

He breaks down just like a homo
And starts crying just like a girl
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
If your day job is saving the world!

When there´s war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
He´s a macho musclepumping..
Crying god!

If there´s one man you should trust
It is the Janny-boy
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!