Letra de Weasel stomping day

Weasel Stomping Day"

Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It´s Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don´t you know it´s Weasel Stomping Day

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You´ll know what this day´s about
When you stomp a weasel´s guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it´s Weasel Stomping Day

[Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]

People love them down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it´s such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
It´s tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it´s Weasel Stomping
We´ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it´s Weasel Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it´s Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day
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