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Another One Rides The Bus

by Paródia de "Another One Bites The Dust", do Queen
Ridin´ in a bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn´t find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin´ like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We´re already packed in like sardines,
But we´re stoppin´ to pick up more.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He´s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

There´s a suitcase pokin´ me in the ribs.
There´s an elbow in my ear.
There´s a smelly old bum standin´ next to me.
Hasn´t showered in a year.
Well, I think I´m missin´ a contact lens.
I think my wallet´s gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin´ again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He´s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!

The window doesn´t open, and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin´ blue.
I haven´t been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should´a got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn´t get to the door.
There isn´t any room for me to breathe.
Now we´re gonna pick up more, yeah!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He´s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.