Letra de Coin operated goi

Coin operated goi,
Scary but it´s true,
He is not a Jew.
He won´t dance the horah,
Won´t light the menorah,
And it´s not a lie,
He ain´t even circumcised.
Oi!
Coin operated goi.

I´m not so sure that he´s kosher,
Deskite what is in the brochure.
Everything he eats is wrapped in ham.
Plus he tried to pork me in the can.

I should go and ask my Rabbi,
If it´s a sin if he and I,
Do it through a small hole in a sheet.
Just big enough to slip my kosher meat.
Groin masticated joy, oh boy!

Coin operated goi,
Can´t hang with the Moyles,
He and got the curls.
I say we convert him.
It ain´t gonna hurt him.
Well, maybe downbelow,
He will have to undergo,
A groin operation ploy.

His bris we´ll perform,
To make his schmuck deformed.
The Moyle gets a dollar,
If he makes him holler.
To make his schmuck more slim,
We´ll chop off his foreskin!
Give it to the waiter.
He´ll bless it for seder.
We´ll nosh on it later.
Oh I want a,
I want a,
I want a,
I want a...
for Rosh hashanah.
A coin operated goi, oh boy!

Coin operated goi,
Scary but it´s true,
He was not a Jew.
But honestly, no schitzvah,
He had a Bar Mitzvah.
Now he´s kosher too.
He just like me and you,
A coin operated Jew!