Letra de Cannibal buffet

I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me
The ship went down, everybody drowned
And I was just glad the sea didn´t swallow me
Oh, I was in distress, ´cause my hair was such a mess
And so I washed up on a beach
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.

I´m in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
I´m feeling well; they like me that way
See, if you really wanna know what´s eatin´ me
It´s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

(ooh ah ooh, ooh ah ooh, ooh ah ooh, ooh ah ooh)

Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin´ mine
Toein´ the party line,
I was startin´ to feel, "these guys are heels"
But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole
Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee
You ain´t humerus, stop ribbin´ me
Have a spine, bone up on settin´ me free

I´m in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
I´m feelin´ rare; they like me that way
See, if you really wanna know what´s eatin´ me
It´s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

I´m in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
I´m feeling rare; they like me that way
See, if you really wanna know what´s eatin´ me
It´s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners
Now we cannibals always say grace...
(Thank you God for this weiner we´re about to eat, and the
sweet buns we´re about to stick it in)
AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!

(ooh ah ooh, ooh ah ooh, ooh ah ooh, ooh ah ooh)

I´m in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
I´m feeling rare; they like me that way
See, if you really wanna know what´s eatin´ me
It´s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It´s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It´s the man-eaters ... on the coast of Barbary!!

(ooh, oh, ah, oh, whoooooaa....not my peepee!!)