Letra de Dick in a box

(feat. Andy Samberg)

Hey girl I got somethin´ real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we´ve been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I´m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it´s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what´s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it´s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don´t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you´re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin´ real
Wanna get you somethin´ from the heart
Somethin´ special girl
It´s my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It´s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I´m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin´ (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin´ to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It´s easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that´s the way you do it
It´s my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It´s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent´s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA´s a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...