Letra de Welcome to the record

Oh my god Aaron
Look at her duck butt
It´s just so big
She looks like one of those scene guy´s girlfriends
But who understands those scene guys anyways?
They only talk to her
Because they saw her pic on makeoutclub dot com
I mean her duck butt!
It´s just so big
I can´t believe it
It´s just so black and out there
Gross! Look she´s just so emo!

Welcome to the record
I hope you like it
I made music in my bedroom
And then I miced it
If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool
My name is forrest and I´m tall and lanky
The girls always tell me ´Homie, you so stanky´
I´ve worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I´ve been too busy with my rhymin´ techniques

Welcome to the record
I know you´ll like it
I brought this football
So that I could spike it
If you see me rhymin´ and stealin´
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin´
My name is Jesse and I´m hot and steamy
Ladies always tell me ´Jesse, you so dreamy´
I made these jeans look the way they do
And I´m corporate sponsored so I do the dew

[2x]
H to the E to the LLO,
Hellogoodbye on the microphone,
G double O,
DBYE,
I got no rhythm and I can´t sing,