Letra de Everything happens to me

I make a date for golf -
You can bet you life it rains.
I try to give a party -
And the guy upstairs complains.
I guess I´ll go thru life;
Just catchin´ colds and missin´ trains,
Ev´rything happens to me.

I never miss a thing -
I´ve had measles and the mumps.
And ev´ry time I play my ace -
My partner always trumps.
I guess I´m just a fool;
Who never looks before he jumps,
Ev´rything happens to me.

At first my heart tho´t;
You could break this jinx for me.
That love would turn the trick;
To end my despair.
But now, I just can´t fool;
This head that thinks for me.
I´ve mortgaged all my castles in the air.

I´ve telegraphed and called;
I sent "Air Mail Special", too;
You answer was goodbye -
And there was even postage due.
I fell in love just once;
And then it had to be with you,
Ev´rything happens to me.