Letra de Bleach boys

I´ve got some buddies and we all drink bleach
you know we practice what we preach
We´re not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
understand the reason why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don´t you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don´t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there´ll be a party at the beach
We´ll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach
No ones getting high and no one´s getting drunk
we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk.
I wanna die with clorox within reach.

I´m very proud of the respect I´ve earned
and my voice is very deep ´cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I´ve been told
´cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.
Don´t you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where midgets run for mayor?
Don´t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
but now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast others love to bet
still others snort coke in a private jet.
But drinking bleach is my way of winning.

(Bad guitar solo)

I´m so bored I´m drinking bleach (x472)