Letra de What i like about jews

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What I like about Jews
They´re real cool guys.
Abused by the Germans and the Romans but they took it in stride.
Yeah!
They have big noses and they have big years.
They get allergies 9 months out of the year.
But that´s cool.
That´s what I like about Jews.

What I like about Jews
They´re circumsized.
If you wanna buy a big TV, they´ll get it at a real good price.
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They say things like "I´m so faklenz I could plotz!"
And they don´t really like to eat hotdogs.
I don´t too.
That´s what I like about Jews.

What I like about Jews.
That´s what I like about Jews.
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"Oh, my allergies! It´s terrible!
It´s stings in my eyes! Something awful!
Oh! Oh! Oh, this bagel´s so stale! Yeah!"

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What I like about Jews
Are their advice.
They can be holy men but still have Kosher sex with their wives.
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Boys make Barmitzvah´s when they reach 13 years.
They can´t marry Cristian´s and they can´t marry queers.
That´s the rules.
That´s what I like about Jews.

What I like about Jews.
That´s what I like about Jews.

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"I don´t like Airplanes very much!
The peanuts they serve make me
neasious! And the terbulance is just awful!
I have very low bone mass and it makes me very frail!
Oh! Oh, It´s so drafty in here!
Could ya, could ya shut that window.
Could ya, oh. No, now it´s too
stuffy. No, just open it a crack.
Yeah, oh, oh it smells stale in here!

Could I, could I have a bag of potato chips?
Just, I just want one
chip, that´s all I want.
Okay, you can´t have one can you? No, you
just, you gotta have another chip!"